Bimbo,
Bambi, and Clueless. These are the names
of this year’s lovely spotted fawns that gambol about in our “meadow”. The meadow is a ¼ acre area that I keep clear
for my septic system. It isn’t a lawn.
We
live on a tract of land that borders the George Washington National Forest and
our part might kindly be described as “Scruffy Appalachian Forest”. Our land may be scruffy, but Chris and I are
hardly Snuffy Smiff and Loweezy. We
actually get up from snozzin’ by the stump and plant ornamentals and flowers to
brighten our view. Still, we grow almost
all our vegetables in a fenced garden and we don’t do much “cityfied” stuff
like shop in town and eat in restaurants.
In addition to our vegetables, my brother (when he was alive) and I, killed, butchered, and ate quite a number of deer from this home place. Often, they were harvested from within 200
feet of the house and garden.
Back
in the 1990’s, there was a terrible over population of white tailed deer in our
area. They ate a browse line in the forest
and in those inevitable bad years when the acorns didn’t fall, they ate just
about everything they could reach.
Horticulturalists will tell you that deer don’t eat peonies, euonymus,
and myrtle. Forget that.
Well,
the number of deer hunters has dropped by about 50% over the last few years and
the deer are coming back gangbusters. And
now that I’ve not been hunting, it’s summer and I’m busy, the three fawns are
eating everything and I can’t even get their attention. I yell, wave my arms, tell them I’ll eat
them, run at them (well, “run” is a relative term for me at this point). But they just walk off a few paces, turn and
look at me like I’m demented. I can’t
get them to care about my agenda at all.
Well
the zucchinis are way, way ahead of me and so every day a few monsters end up
on the compost pile. They get eaten
every night (we have a game cam). So I
guess that it’s all my fault.
Forget
truth, beauty, justice and love; happiness comes from having someone to
blame. And if you can rationally and
honestly, blame yourself; you should always be ecstatic. I’m so happy!