Monday, February 27, 2017
Unintended consequences in the USA
Simplistic answers to complex questions are being proffered
by ignorant amateurs with zero experience and knowledge of government. A few Iowans are beginning to wonder about
Don Don’s impulsive and erratic style.
Just wait until Mexico (formerly the purchaser of 25% of America’s corn
crop) decides it would rather do business with Argentina and Brazil.
Are automobile tariffs on someone’s agenda? Forget that, what happens when even 1% of ‘illegal”
aliens buy a $45 thousand SUV and drive it to Mexico and blow off the
payments? What happens to all those
bankers? Slap a tariff on China and the
price of everything at Wal-Mart just doubled. That airplane has parts from 25 different
countries, so do those SUVs.
What happens when the Mexicans decide that they will no
longer feel like blocking the Guatemalans, Nicaraguans, and other “illegals”
that they have been keeping from reaching our southern border (is the wall done
yet)? Does Don Don know that the Mexican
government has been cooperating in keeping about 100,000 a year from making the
trip?
How’s the American tourist industry doing with European
travelers this winter? How about the Silicon
Valley companies who are afraid of losing their brainiacs from foreign
countries? You think our guys wearing
their ball caps backwards watching football will take up the slack?
See how you like it when Don Don gets to chose all the news
that’s fit to print.
There are thousands of issues like these and Don Don is
ignorant of all of them. If you think
that Don Don, Bannon, Miller, and Conway can run our economy like Don Don’s
been faking his business, then you are in for some unpleasant surprises.
Tuesday, February 14, 2017
It wasn't pretty before, but now?
I'm absolutely convinced that our Congress, as it presently
exists, is an impediment to rationality, good policy, and the continuation of
the USA as a viable country. They (both parties) thought nothing of spending
their time on "National Nose Zit Day", or even worse! a law that any
idiot can see is unconstitutional, just because it resonates with their equally
ignorant constituency... Anti gay rights
or Flag burning amendment? Do we really want to be just like North Korea and
Iran? And, as for taxes, Federal revenue as a percentage of GNP is projected to
be the lowest it's been since 1950, but we're on the ruinous path to
socialism... apparently just like it happened after WWII.
As my friend summed it up for me: "Remember when
teachers, public employees, Planned Parenthood, NPR and PBS crashed the stock
market, wiped out half of our 401Ks, took trillions in TARP money, and paid almost no taxes? Yeah, me neither." Nope, it was the corporations that spilled oil
in the Gulf of Mexico, all the while giving themselves and their CEOs billions in bonuses, He only left out, “ and
started a war against a country 11,000 miles away because somebody wanted to be
a war time president and his vice president was an oil billionaire.”
Social Security, which had a surplus for the last 60 years
(which congress spent every penny of, on the "budget" and invested
not one cent of), now that it is about to go upside down, is the major threat
to our national budget.
I’m a nut case. I think that the slippery slope of allowing robots to fight our wars is wrong, stupid, immoral, and likely to end up like the Terminator or Battlestar Galatica series. Why not? Doesn't every military, having developed a new better weapon, assume that the enemy will NEVER get it? How many Americans have been killed by the "bad" guys using the weapons we sold them? I don’t see anybody putting toothpaste back into any tubes. Once we screw up, we rarely back up. But now?
Nut job conspiracy birthers forced President Obama to show us his birth certificate and Donald Trump took credit for it. Thank You DonDon! Now we need you to employ your massive intellect and dogged tenacity to confirm the existence of gravity; we don’t want to fly off the planet tomorrow. Can you look into that bear in the woods thing too? And by the way, why do you speak like an eight year old? And the media are dishonest? Says the man that gets his news from "Morning Joe".
According to Republicans (I don’t think I’ll call them
conservatives any more. That passing of
laws about consensual sexual conduct and controlling women’s bodies did it for
me. What is conservative about
government in your bed room?) spending money on
poor people, outside of our country is a bad idea but spending money on
rich people inside the USA, as we have been, is a great idea. The “middle class” in the USA has shrunk
drastically in the last 30 years. And I
still think that the difference between billion$ and trillion$ is a qualitative
not just quantitative point. What tax
payers are spending on Trump Towers in NY would go a long way to doing some real
good. Pick your favorite: veterans, infrastructure,
health care, schools, basic scientific research, how about Flint, Michigan? Right now, Congress as it is presently functioning is the single worst impediment to
the future of our country, they spent million$ voting to repeal the ACA (knowing it was just a show) and on Benghazi, but are letting
Michael Flynn off. As for raising campaign dollar$, the Republicans and their mostly
owned Supreme Court opened that can of worms with Citizens United; hold your
breath till that gets better.
You’ve heard of the theory of an infinite number of
universes, many almost exactly like this one?
You know, with you and me and everything exactly the same except in some
of these universes strange things happen like your toast levitates, or a T-Rex
appears in the NY subway. This explains
Donald Trump. We’re in one of those
universes.
We're Number One... In gun violence
In response to gun industry pressure, a veil was draped
over tracing data:
Rep. Todd Tiahrt (R-Kan.) introduced the amendment that
blocked all gun tracing data. Under the
law, investigators cannot reveal federal firearms tracing information that
shows how often a dealer sells guns that end up seized in crimes. The law
effectively shields retailers from lawsuits, academic study and public
scrutiny. It also keeps the spotlight off the relationship between rogue gun
dealers and the black market in firearms. Such information used to be available under a
simple Freedom of Information Act request. But in 2003, under pressure from the
gun lobby, Congress blacked out the information by passing the so-called Tiahrt
amendment, named for Rep. Todd Tiahrt (R-Kan.). The law removed from the public
record a government database that traces guns recovered in crimes back to the
dealers.
Oh, and BTW, bad as the Tiahrt idea was, it wasn’t even a
bill that got meaningful debate. It was
a rider on an appropriations bill. This
is how crap like this happens. A
Congressman will wait for some really important bill to come along, a really
good one that everyone wants to happen, then he’ll add his little, sneaky,
ugly, nasty, despicable amendment to it.
TA DA! The will of the NRA is done, and he can pick up his check (or
cash) from the lobbyist.
And in case you haven’t connected the dots on this one,
remember that banning the government from reporting any data on all weapons,
stops any meaningful analysis of their impact on society. It stops NGOs and Universities from
conducting research (grants) and further stifles meaningful debate. Freedom of Information inquiries (a law) are
powerless. Yay, Todd Tiahrt! We should put up a monument to you - in a
cemetery.
NRA: Their strategy has been along to promote gun
ownership, increase the number of guns, increase the profits of gun
manufacturers... Who's to say that this isn't working? Who's to say that a
massacre or two doesn't advance this goal?
Especially, since now they want your tax dollar$ to purchase guns, train
teachers and armed guards and cover the guards salaries, and benefits, in every
school in America, essentially turning our schools into the National Guard and
not too subtle proselytizing for gun ownership to the next generation. And they worry about "tyranny".
You can not govern if your can't weigh options and choose
new directions. All those who have taken
a pledge to never raise taxes are abrogating their responsibility to make
policy that is capable of change in a changing world. They should be removed from office by the
ballot box. Wingnuts shouldn't be
allowed to own guns. It's a self
fulfilling prophesy, if you scream: "They're going to take away our
guns!" loudly enough, someone might
want to take away you guns. There was a
guy in Grottoes, VA a few years back who was sure that the small planes flying
over his house were scoping him out to take his guns. So he shot at the planes. Guess what happened.
Monday, February 13, 2017
How I always get my way
Why Thugs Mug, or How
the Free Market Works, Unilateralism: the New Religion
The
definition of Unilateralism: I will
make this next decision because:
1.) I’m more qualified due to superior: a.)
Intelligence b.) Knowledge c.) I'm always right, or d.) I have
the moral and/or political/monetary/legal power to
do so (AKA: My lawyers are better than your lawyers [see: “monetary”].)
2.) I doubt your ability to make either the
right or the wrong decision in this matter, and I will not wait and see what
you want, (I have lawyers on retainer, doing nothing for their
fees until I sic them on you. See “monetary”).
3.) I doubt that you’ll ever find out what I
did, or if you do, that you’re capable (see “monetary” again) or likely to do anything
about it (see “monetary” again, again).
4.) Me Me Me, you do not matter to me.
5.) I deserve to have my way more than you
do (you probably don’t even want to get into this part;
you’d have to talk with my mother, maybe even yours.) I am not crazy.
6.) I trust only myself in this choice; (defined as: I want what I want.) .
Teach the children about Bureaucracy
THE TOOTH FAIRY, INC. Office of Deciduous Dentinal Apparatus Flattery B. Bicuspid, Director of Operations Molar B. Grinder, Information Specialist 20 Dentin Way, Suite 107734 The Galen Building, qwertyuiop Space Time Zone 2,345, 678GAL: Milky Way
The Fathers have eaten a Sour Grape and the children’s teeth are set on edge -Ezekiel: 18:2
The Fathers have eaten a Sour Grape and the children’s teeth are set on edge -Ezekiel: 18:2
To: Miss Weingarten
Bedroom, House with recently repaired black roof: (room
is off the family room across from brother, Wyatt
Daniel's, with a bathroom in between.) Beige
walls with blue wainscoting. Red
rug and curtains. (Dinos and movie
Cars.) XXXX Edgewater Rd. Washington, DC, Earth, 21122 Space
time zone 34,569, 2323, werjda lutorej
Dear Resident:
It has come to our attention that a recent action by our
staff, namely, Fairy, Firefly B. Twinkle, may have been in error. Although we pride ourselves with an excellent
record of accuracy here at the Office of Dental Apparatus, occasionally things
do go wrong. Here at the Division of [teeth,
mandibular abraders, chelae, and mHnxvkjf] we also take
pride in our transparent corporate policy.
Thus, even though we collect the shed [ teeth, mandibular abraders, Chelae, or mHnxvkjf]
from several billions of [children,
larval forms] each [year, cycle,
astral equinox, temperature inversion] we always strive for improvement in our
services. Hence this letter (with
attached forms, # 77849AXB, and asdvksdful.). Obviously we are forced to resort to this
type of mass form letter for our voluminous correspondences. Your indulgence is appreciated.
Please be so kind as to complete the attached forms (#
77849AXB, asdvksdful) at your
earliest convenience. The completed
forms will be collected (and NOT by
Fairy, Twinkle) on the occasion of your next shed [Tooth, mandibular abrader, chela, or mHnxvkjf** ].
Since the information you supply will become a permanent part of your
file; it is essential that you include your validated PIN #. If for any reason you have forgotten you PIN
#, you may obtain a replacement number
by completing Form # 67342,358 (also enclosed) along with a validated copy of
your [Larval form, Child] Certificate as
was supplied to you included with the remuneration for your previously shed
dentition: (Larval form, Children’s Act
- refer bylaw 2: section 3: paragraph 34,445 - subsection 697G). We hope that you haven’t lost it.
The error in question:
There seems to be some confusion on our end concerning
exactly which [Tooth, Mandibular abrader, chela, or mHnxvkjf**] is the one we collected from you during
our last visit. We appear to have more
than one specimen here at our facility and to make matters worse, our Forensic
Specialist, Pullem (Forceps) Skullboiler believes that some of these items are
not necessarily associated with Homo
Sapiens, but in fact appear to be from either a pig, Sus scrofa, or a dog, Canis
familiaris. If you would be so kind
as to supply us with a photo or hand drawn sketch of your dearly departed
dentition, we would be able make a correct determination and close our
files. We regret any inconvenience this
issue may cause you.
Your prompt response to these requests (including all forms
FULLY completed) will ensure the continuation of the kind of service you have
come to expect from this office. If for
any reason you have further questions feel free to call us at our toll free
number clearly marked at the top of Form # 67342,358 (also supplied during our
last visit). We really hope that
you haven’t lost it.
Thank you again for your prompt attention to these matters.
Information Specialist, Molar B.
Grinder
Attachments: Form #
67342,358
Form
# 12313,214
Form
# 77849AXB
Form asdvksdful
Bid them wash their faces and keep their teeth clean.
Shakespeare,
Coriolanus: II, iii 65
Sunday, February 12, 2017
Fix it?
I
recently spent about two hours repairing a pole lamp made in China. I have repaired many things made in China and
every time I have spent much more time and materials than the value of the original
item. Somewhere I have a rant about some
poor Chinese factory worker making $2 a day dreaming of me (who used to make more
than $20 an hour) spending an afternoon repairing the results of his labor of
two minutes.
In this
case the threaded thumb screw on the adjustable arm holding the reading lamp
had stripped (due to the crappy pot metal the whole thing was made of) and was
flopping around. I’d never adjusted the
damn thing in my life so I decided to epoxy it at the correct angle and be done
with it. Well, the lamp was plugged into
a socket under my two ton sofa and I’m and old fart with bad shoulders (old
people shouldn’t fall down) so I rigged up some supports and glued the joint
with the lamp on its side on the floor.
That worked but when I stood it up and tried to tighten the base, the
Chinese concrete down there instantly turned into loose sand. AHA, time to unplug the damn thing and take
it out to my shop.
The rest
of the repairs in the shop were uneventful due to the fact that I had all the replacement
parts needed from several crappy Chinese lamps that have self destructed in the
past. Plugging the lamp back in was
almost as difficult as the repair job itself.
We finally got it done but now we’re both sneezing a lot due to the ten
year old dust bunnies we disturbed under the sofa. It does weight a lot.
The image
of Chinese workers, underpaid (or not paid at all if they’re slave labor)
slapping cheap products together in minutes being repaired by wealthy Americans
is an interesting one.
Friday, February 10, 2017
Boycott everything DonDon:
Boycott everything DonDon:
Email and tell these
fine folks that you will walk a mile in the desert barefoot and eat glass
before you ever spend a penny in their stores.
Emails in blue are “Contact us” addresses:
Macy’s http://survey.medallia.com/?mcy-tuwyt-com
?Inspired to bug the poor schmucks that
work for CEOs that love DonDon? Or, maybe
just inspire them to communicate with the CEOs?
Try these addresses too: holly.thomas@macys.com
, julie.striderfukami@macys.com
, orlando.veras@macys.com,tracy.davis@macys.com
, christine.olver@macys.com ,
billy.dume@macys.com, melissa.goff@macys.com
, juliana.echavarria@macys.com
, melody.regalado@macys.com , Nathalie.almonte@macys.com , andrea.schwartz@macys.com
LL bean publicaffairs@llbean.com https://help.llbean.com/system/templates/chat/core_email/chat.html?ver=v14&entryPointId=-1&eglvrefname=&aId=EG62159219&sId=E29d45e87a-d26d-46bb-a516-8ffac0b98010&uId=C1725d3901-e833-41fe-ac2c-6b867dd7db51&templateName=core_email&languageCode=en&countryCode=US&name=&email=&phone=&zip=&custid=&referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.llbean.com%2Fllb%2Fshop%2F510618%3FbvCategory%3D510618%26nav%3Dftlink
Lord
and Taylor https://www.lordandtaylor.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/en/lord-and-taylor/content-view/Contact-Us
Zappos
PR@zappos.com / ceo@zappos.com
Amazon
amazon-pr@amazon.com
and
https://www.amazon.com/gp/help/contact-us/general-questions.html?skip=true
and jeff@amazon.com (note: Mr Bezos' email is publicly available.)
Sample of what to say: "Hi. I’m a customer of [Store Name].
Unfortunately I can no longer do business with your company because it does
business with the Trump family. If your company were to no longer to do
business with the Trump family I would perhaps
spend some of my money at your
establishment… (Special note to Amazon: HEY Jeff! Your News Paper is [honestly, and rightfully]
critical of DonDon, how about putting your money where your mouth is? )
DonDon's ego is a wonderful thing, even if it based on his delusions.
Thursday, February 9, 2017
It's really pretty simple; DonDon is insane
Proposed
Supreme Court Justice Neil McGill Gorsuch is on record saying that he is “…disheartened and demoralized…”
by Don Don’s comments on judges and our judicial
system. He should have said that Don Don’s
comments are a direct attack on our Constitutional form of government and that
he, Gorsuch, has removed his name from consideration.
Friday, February 3, 2017
Why I quit.
For the few of you who noticed, and the even fewer of you who cared that
I have quit Facebook; I post on FB one more time. (You may mock me for my Trumpish lack of even
the hint of irony in that statement, I deserve it.). What we deserve and what
we get doesn’t seem to correlate with our actions much less our motives. Truth
and facts have been destroyed. I believe
that there are no longer consequences to behavior that correlate in any way with
lawfulness, truthfulness, decency, and/or utility to our civilization. I believe that Fox News started it, but FB
made it all far worse. FB supplied the
forum for fake news. In their naive confidence
in the 1st amendment and the decency of human nature, they believed that
everything would be alright. At this
point, I would usually type: “HAHAHAHAH” (in my opinion, superior to “LOL”). Apparently, human nature isn’t all it’s
cracked up to be. We will see if the 1st
amendment will survive.
Facebook was wrong and now that they know it and
admit it, everything that they do is too little too late, we have Trump for a
president, likely the worst disaster to befall America since Pearl Harbor. I blame them for the Nazis now running our
government.
“I expect, we pray, I
believe, it is to be hoped, many people feel, people of good will wish. We expect, are waiting…. The office has a way
of lifting…. it sometimes takes awhile, it’s not uncommon for these
difficulties to occur, give him a chance.”
When was the last time you heard anyone refer to DonDon (other than Steve Bannon
or Kellyanne Conway) without using these words? (I will always refer to Trump as DonDon, it best describes his often demonstrated maturity level).
Optimism is wonderful right up until you discover that it is
masking an important perception of reality that presages disaster. Stop
pretending; DonDon is what he is and he is what you will get. He is mentally ill and is unlikely to recover
sanity in the position that the ignorant people of the USA have placed him.
I have two rules for the future:
1) Stop pretending. Stop pretending that you understand, much
less agree with, or can (will) support or oppose 99% of what you say or hear daily
(outside of discourse while buying food and gas). Anything deeper than that requires that we and
those to whom we communicate use words with at least similar definitions; that isn’t
happening. Stop pretending that DonDon is sane.
2) Do not reward those who are incompetent,
immoral, or just plain wrong by supporting them or their institutions. Shop elsewhere. I will
not use FB.
I have a new mantra:
“President Donald Trump is our only hope.
Our country and we its patriotic citizens need to remove all
restrictions on our new president. Hail.”
Facebook never got that sarcasm font so you’ll have to use your judgment
about my last sentence.
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